What fun. What excitement. I just wish I knew what I was watching. The Mountain Brook Spartans 6-8 grades girls lacrosse team finally got in some game action this week. Somebody, please explain the rules to me. Part soccer. Part football. Part hockey. Spin moves. Head fakes. Misdirections. All fun. All the time.
Wednesday night under the threat of rain, the green and gold took on the Hoover Bucs at their home field. For several opening minutes the two teams traded bumps, checks and barbs. At the six minute mark, from about ten feet away Olivia broke the ice in scoring with a quick wristed shot that skipped by the goalie at her ankles. Great goal. This score propelled the good guys to a 6 to 1 halftime lead. Em played midfielder and got into the action as soon as she hit the field. Mixing it up with older, bigger players, Em asserted her skills by scoring her first goal just before the first half whistle.
During the second half, Em aka "The Ginger Train" got rollin'! Our beloved redhead displayed excellent defense by checking and stealing the ball several times. She also ran as a wingman for at least three scores as she escorted teammates down the field. I should also mention that she scored two more times and assisted on three scores, as the team cruised to a 15 to 3 victory. Could not ask for a better start to the season. So much for Em beginning slowly with a new sport, huh?
During Tuesday night the Train picked up more steam as the Spartans took on a team from Vestavia Hills. Not slowing down one bit Em scored three times and assisted on two goals. The team took their second win of the season by a score of 14 to 6. Braving temps that plunged into the low 50s (oh, the horror!), various Krells, Wolneks and Nombergs endured the frigid chill. Of course, we went for ice cream after the game to celebrate. Seemed like the right thing to do.
On Sunday, cousin Lilly began her second season of soccer. Starting off in fine fashion, the Lil's Gold team pounded the Blues by a score of 1,234 to 12. I kid you not. It was awesome. Lil got several (ok, a few) touches of the ball as she sprinted(ok, slow jogged) up and down the soccer field (ok, twenty yard piece of grass) all game along (ok, 3-4 minute intervals followed by breaks for the potty, water, snacks and in-game pep talks from Dad). All in all, it was a fun time.
Did you know ???
During Jerusalem's first-ever marathon, which included 10,000 runners, the original first finisher was actually the fourth runner to finish the race. Three runners finished the half marathon finish line, as they were confused on the final turns. They ran an entire race but concluded their runs at the wrong place. This race was contested two days after a fatal bomb attack in the city. The 26.2-mile course was lined with armed soldiers and the entire event was run under fierce opposition by Palestinians and Israeli leftists. All things considered, if a simple wrong turn ended up being the biggest problem, then the event was a success.
Having a great week: The NCAA Men's Basketball Selection Committee for putting together a wonderful tourney. No Number One seeds survived, and two of the Final Four schools are not part of the Big Six major conferences. The Butler Bulldogs became the first school not from one of the Big Six to make back to back Final Four appearances in the past twenty years. Great story. Even better is Number eleven seeded Virginia Commonwealth Rams. They knocked schools from five of the Big Six on their way to the Final Four. Atlanta Braves minor-league manager Luis Salazar returned to camp Wednesday, two weeks after being struck in the face by a foul ball and losing his left eye. "I'm very fortunate to be alive," Salazar said. "God gave me a second chance in this life, and I'm going to take advantage of it." He hopes to join his Class A Lynchburg team in April near the start of the Carolina League season.
Having a not so great week: Former MLB slugger Barry Bonds is finally on trial for the BALCO and perjury mess. Does anyone care at this point? The Ohio State Buckeyes have lost once again to a SEC school in a major sporting event. Usually they lose to Florida, LSU, et al in football, but this week Kentucky took them down in the Sweet 16. Also, cannot forget that Coach Tressel will soon be gone as their football coach.
Opening Day is this Thursday. Might have to play hooky for a few hours. Doubt anyone would notice. Seriously. Time to reread "The Curious Case of Sidd Finch" written by George Plimpton. Wonderful story.
Somebody is getting older, and he's not too happy about it.
Bought your matzoh yet?
Have a great week everyone!
The Sports Guy

















